What the hell?...

Wait a bit, for a minute, whilst I pinch myself for a second, to ensure I'm actually here, yep, seem to be... so, I have *really* just watched the news that stated essentially that Robert Mugabe was turning into a nice bloke. Fucksake, "He's behind you!". C'mon, Jesus H Christ... I couldn't be more emphatic about this if I tried.

R-O-B-E-R-T M-U-G-A-B-E, ring a bell?, hey, praps not, who knows?...