Recently had my head turned, this isn't a cosmetic procedure, nor demonic occurrence. It's only happened a couple of times in my life, once for sure. Instant, compelling attraction is rare. When it happens it's bad, but good at the same time. There's an age difference, but, not so much that it becomes unsavoury. Frankly, that's the least of my worries re the situation, since age is only important if you happen to be a bottle of wine, and, I wasn't the last time I looked, and, neither were they.
Unfortunately, I can't tell 'em. I'll just have to ride it out. Arse. "Tell" I hear you cry. No fucking chance. Fact.