My cat likes olives, he also likes Whiskas and sniffing the orifices of other felines.
Olives are evil, as is Whiskas (I'd imagine), and, sniffing the orifices of others (esp without their consent). No, I'm torn on this: if one sniffs the orifices of others with their consent, that, surely is the greater evil. I don't know where this came from and have no idea where it's going....
Grater evil: When you carve your knuckles to bits in the enthusiasm to shred cheese.
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